FEB "Caption This" From Photos & Photography

"Another long day, another glass of alcohol that I crawl into."

 

Do ya think I could make it to the circus, I can juggle at the same time!

 

"Yes I know I have a drinking problem. The problem being I can't lift this glass!"

 

"Hey Im not stupid I dont drink and drive, you shouldent either.... You might spill your drink!"

 

"Skrelookle, Canadian for BEER!"

 

"Aw... nothen' better than trying' new water bowls! Now for Sam Adams...*gulp* now this is what i'm talkin' about!"

Corey

 

This is really confusing! I was having a hard time getting on this site for the last couple of days! I saw a post from DragonTamer about 'I am Canadian' spoof and I loved it but now it is gone? I see no new photo's so I am guess a few days have gone into the dumpster? Did the site get hacked?

Anyway I still remember DragonTamer's post it was truly hilarious and think we now need a new photo. I was enjoying this little thread and I'd like us to keep it going. So can everyone else accept that (maybe you could repost it DT with your new photo?)

 

Scram- There were major server issues the last few days. If it was there before then by all means choose DT for the win.

DragonTamer- Repost your "Caption" and then a new pic. Lets keep this going.

 

Yeah I saw it disappeared.Here it is.

Hey, I'm not a Beaver, or a Moose....
I don't live in an eskimos cage or eat cricket blubber, or own a mealwormsled....
and Im confused why a desert reptile would be in Toronto,
although he does keep me ver, very warm.

I have an owner, not an Eskimo .
I speak Anglo-Dragon and Franco-Dragon, not Yankee-Dragon.
And I pronounce it 'mealey', not 'mealie'.

I can proudly tatoo my country's flag on my owners face.
I believe in live cricket feeding, not frozen,
food divesity, not assimilation of crickets,
and that the Beardie is a truly proud and noble animal.
A mealie is a mealworm, criz are crickets,
and it is pronounced 'Gimme' not 'I want food',

My cage is the second largest landmass!
The first one with ice to play hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Skrelookle!!
And I am Canadian Dragon!!!

 

So DragonTamer.... How about that pic.....

 

Oh about that, I dont have one. Just give it to the runner up.

 

.......

 

I figured there were some issues... oh well that they way it goes... cheers to all who got reptilerooms back up and running!!

I'll choose LeoLady as runner up in memory of the lizard who made a trip accross the atlantic in a barrel of beer! YIKES!

 

Thank you, I'll take runner up. Here's Gomez with the lid off of his hide rock

 

"Hey man.... wicked party last night, huh."

 

"ugh, why is everything so bright? *blink, blink* turn the lights out! i think i have a hangover..."

 

"Dude. Dude. Dude, seriously, dude. Seriously. Man, dude. So Like, I was sitting here, and I thought how, you know, you feel the wind, but you never REALLY feel the wind, you know, dude? So, like, I was sitting here, and while I felt the wind, you know, for the first time, right, like I thought, that's how the government does it, man. They like, they put chemicals in the wind man, to make us part of the MACHINE man, don't you get it? We are like, puppets man. But not me, man! Not me! I have this bowl man, this bowl and this paper towel, man, and I will fight the man, man. I will fight him, dude. Do you get me, dude? Dude, you there, dude?

..Why do you look like an Oompa Loompa?"

 

"hey, hey you gotta watch this "burp" you gotta, you gotta watch this its gonna be AWESOME"

 

"For this, you die in your sleep..."

 

"Aw... man. WHO turned the lights on? *gets dark* Hay! Who turned the lights out?!"

Corey