sorry if i tricked you guys - i really don't have any herp jokes . . . i am *looking* for them! the only ones i can find on the 'net are corny ones like "How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? - Unhoppy." how lame! anybody got any good reptile and/or amphibian jokes i could add to my website (if i ever finish it - lol)? thanks bunches!
k i found a funny quote - i'll accept funny quotes, too. here it is: "A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." - Jack Handy LOL! the only thing is, snakes are VENOMOUS not *poisonous*! also found a good joke. i don't think i'll put it on my site for obvious reasons, but it's hilarious none-the-less: Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. 'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.' 'It's quite OK,' replied the snake. 'Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you.' 'Oh, that would be wonderful,' replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.' 'Oh, thank you! Thank you,' cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me.' So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, 'Well, you're scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either an accountant, or possibly someone in senior management.' the only thing is, snakes DO have backbones, duh . . . the joke would still have been funny if they'd left the "no backbone" part out . . . :roll:
