lolz skunky..i dont know about you but i think earwigs are hot... Diablo...your a JERK!!! lolz...no she is WAY to big for my little boi..and she would totally teakwondo your chunky "cheeto eating couch potato" Otis... She will not be submitted to the painful death of suffication...
it's kinda like moths shrap - we've all seen moth balls - and getting an earwig to lift her skirt can't be any different then getting a moth to drop his pants