Hey. You guys might have seen this already, but its still funny every time I read it. ITS SOOOO TRUE. No matter what level of experience, theres something. Instead of "you might be a redneck if"----- its "you might be a herper if" Heres the link: http://www.newenglandreptile.com/if.html
This is me...... "You do a double take at the latest prime specimen in your local herp store haunt & as your significant other begins to glare you say "This is it!! The last one I promise!! I promise!"...and you are believed for the very last time!"