A slight little guy is having a drink in a bar. A lot of drinks. A very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lb. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2" and 220; she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and she's a professional kickboxer. We're three big, bad blondes! Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The guy blinks and swallows, thinks about it a second and says, "Heck no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
*hehehe giggles* thats cute,i would share some of my blonde jokes but cant reember any that arent a tad sexual.......that says something
okay i found one thats pretty good and oppropriate..... Two blondes are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing stories on how they had died. First blond -- "I froze to death." Second blond -- "You froze to death -- how horrible!" First blond -- "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second blond -- "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First blond -- "So what happened?" Second blond --- "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died." First blond -- "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive. lol
i dunno ? i guess they were bith a little silly one for hiding in the freezere and the other for looking everywhere but the freezer. and then having a heart attack...i guess
Police officer is doing his patrols up and down the highway and ahead of him is this car swerving back and forth all over the place so turns on the lights and sirens he pulls it over, he walks up and says to the blonde 'whats the problem ma'am?' the londe answers ' oh officer i'm soglad u stopped me i didnt know what to do, i was driving along and i saw a tree in the corner of my eye so i swerved to avoid it then there was another one straight in front of me so i turn the over way and it was horrible there were tree's everywhere' the officer looks around confused then sees her rear view mirror then replies ' ma'am that was just your air freshener'
