"Once I master this human technology, I can contact my home planet and begin Operation Doomsday! Buahahaha!"
"Don't turn it to the news. I dont care about any war. I want to watch Animals behaving badly on Animal Planet."
"I keep trying this Learn To Dance By Colors, but all I get is different pictures on that plastic box over there"
"I was told if I press the Jump and 1 buttons at the same time I get the PLAYDRAGON channel, but now I think that cricket was just trying to save his exoskeleton!"